I didn’t go to Cannes this year or indeed for any year since 1999. Then I went as a judge of the Media Lions. I felt I was gate crashing someone else’s party (full of achingly cool people)and when I entered the darkened judging room it seemed like a movie in even parts inspired by the 70’s sitcom Mind Your Language and the classic thriller 12 Angry Men. Needless to say I modelled myself on Henry Fonda, not John Alderton. Read more »